What can you do with fifteen feet of gold chain from Lowe’s, three inches of “fur fabric” from Joanne’s, and an old camouflage T-shirt?

Make everyone think you’re kinda weird, that’s what. Part of me thought it was freaking awesome, but most of me felt a little embarrassed wearing it. Oh well, it beats the year I was a “spoonicorn” and taped a spoon to my forehead the whole day.

Or does it?